Dayum!

Oh Donatella she so naaasty. I have always said it that she looks like a fish with weave and two balloons stuffed down her top. Nawh it ain’t nice to see at all. I mean, ok, she looks good for her age (53) (shit one) and she’s a fucking multi bazillionaire but she naaasty.

Until now, I stand by my idea that naaasty is an apt adjective to use when describing Donatrolla. That was, of course, until I spotted this photo. Brace yourselves.

 

Awh hail naw is the queen of the fashion industry that freaking minging! She looks like a badly basted turkey with loose skin! Oh that’s just disgusting. The lips! The skin! The shape! Oh god. Oh sweet mother divine! Go on you sicko, enlarge it, I know you want to! Age isn’t even an excuse for that! I mean check out Helen Mirren for god sake! The woman is 63 and has a freakishly stunning body for her age! That is the reason we do exercise now! Now what have we learned today kids? If you go for a run, you won’t turn orange in the sun…ugh. sick. 

 

*end rant*

Finally!

Someone took a video of Daniel Radcliffe’s nude performance in Equus! Haha this is going to do it’s round on the internet I’m sure. Virus overload much? Unfortunately my site is not the kind of unclassy porn trove that you might think so if you want to see the NSFW video, click here.

Or send it to others, help it become a virus! Click here to download!

Finished!

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It turns out that according to our sources, Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong have finally called it quits although according to Fox News, there was no drama about it. No anger, just sadness. Aw they were really cute as a couple don’t you think? God what an idiot Lance is for giving up one of the hottest women in Hollywood! Oh well as with all couples in Hollywood, “Next!”.

Listen Up!

Hey all!

My name is Barron, Barron Blahnik and I am here for one purpose my little love minions. I am here to tell you everything you need to know about anything that matters. That includes style, celebs, art and media. Any questions? good.

Ok so now for the proper introduction:

If any of you have two fashionably conscious brain cells to rub together, you will realise that the name “Blahnik” comes from the oh so amazing and eternally worshipped shoe god that is Manolo Blahnik. Don’t know who that is? Google it bitches.

The name “Barron” comes from the original creator of the glamorous Hilton Hotel chain Barron Hilton (I don’t know why I even chose that but he is rolling in dosh and I like the name :P) So there you have it ladies and gents. That was a summed up version of the only thing there is to care about right now. Bookmark me bitches and tell everyone who gives a damn that you won’t be seeing them for a while because from now on, this is a new level of addiction.

Love me! ❤